Have you ever smoked weed out of a Kraken’s tentacle? What about through a microscope? With the legalization of recreational marijuana becoming more common across the United States and around the world, glass blowers and other artisans are truly impressing consumers with their creative, enthralling, and downright outrageous smoking bowls. We’ve highlighted some of the most interesting and attractive smoking bowls on the market.
Table of Contents
The Donut
Donuts are wonderful and versatile: they’re sugary and delicious, they’re fun to do in parking lots, and they’re there for you when you get a flat tire from having too much fun in parking lots. Now there’s another way donuts can help make your life better! These three-inch smoking bowls make excellent use of the donut’s greatest drawback big hole in the middle, by turning it into a bowl for you to pack flower in. Carb and sprinkles included.
Bonus: This pocket-sized sweet treat is great for when you’re out and about!
Caution: May cause a hankering for sweet, delicious donuts.
Price: $67.99 | Buy it here
The Alien
Tired of aliens beaming you into their spaceships from the middle of a field of crops, just to stick you with probes and run experiments? Well, it’s time to give them a taste of their own medicine! Inhale through the alien’s skull as you reminisce (or try to forget) about your feelings for other-worldly folk. These smoking bowls are cleverly designed and give you the perfect hit for watching Independence Day, The X-Files, Plan 9 from Outer Space, 2001: A Space Odyssey, your options are as limitless as the universe itself!
Bonus: Feel like the ultimate universal overlord as you suck smoke through an alien skull!
Caution: They’re always watching.
Price: $26.00 | Buy it here
The Cosmic Pipe
Speaking of outer space, this Cosmic Pipe (as shown at the beginning of the article) will take you to other worlds before you even take your first hit. With its thick glass and impressive coloration, you don’t have to worry about the aesthetic appeal fading over time. Take a comfortable, cool breath in and exhale as you ponder the great beyond, or just the stream of stars and galactic beauty that’s sitting right in your hand.
Bonus: Perfect for stargazers and those who love to wonder.
Caution: It’s cold up there. Bring a jacket.
Price: $39.90 | Buy it here
The Stormtrooper
If you’re anything like me, you’re a huge fan of everything Star Wars (even if you still haven’t quite forgiven George Lucas for the abominations that were Episodes I-III). Enter Skywalker’s Little Friend, a Stormtrooper whose trippy design sets him apart from the rest of Vader’s employees. With room for marijuana in the head and a carb on the blaster, these hand-painted smoking bowls are sure to protect you from the Dark Side every time you Light up. May the Force be with you!
Bonus: Score extra points by giving this as a gift to the bud-loving Star Wars fan in your life!
Caution: Make sure to inhale directly through the gun. Although you have complete control over where the smoke goes, those blasters have always been a bit dodgy when it comes to hits.
Price: $69.99 | Buy it here
The Wait, What?
Looking for something unique to smoke out your marijuana out of? Want to awe your friends and become the envy of the smoking circle? This groovy, wavy, and spiked glass smoking bowl is just what you’ve been looking for! Featuring an intricate combination of green and blue, you won’t be able to stop admiring it. As with most glass pipes, the colors develop and deepen with each use, so you can watch your random assortment of shapes and swirls evolve every time you smoke it.
Bonus: Each purchase is individually hand-blown, so your pipe will truly be one-of-a-kind!
Caution: You may lose yourself (and a few hours) staring into the intricacies of the glasswork and color.
Price: $89.00 | Buy it here
So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and treat yourself to one of these fun new smoking bowls, and let your imagination float along freely with the rest of you.
